we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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