it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
im six kinds of drunk right now
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Randomize
