Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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