Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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