then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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