Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
