I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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