marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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