Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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