Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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