I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I have already put on my inside pants.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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