i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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