Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
He did a backflip because drugs
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