I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
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