8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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