I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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