is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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