so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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