you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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