Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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