I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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