nut hugger
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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