The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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