ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
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