3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I'm bleeding and have questions
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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