Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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