I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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