just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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