I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
