fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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