I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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