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What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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