Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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