I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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