can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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