last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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