you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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