marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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