you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Couch. On fire.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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