News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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