Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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