Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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