at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Are we still banned from the library?
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Another day, another engagement, another cat
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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