Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize