Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
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