OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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