i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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