well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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