I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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