he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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