at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I FOUND THE LEGS
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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