ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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