I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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