Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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