So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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