Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize
